Nominated by Chris Trotter and Peter Dunne
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Barack Obama and Key both share English as a first language.
Both were born on a Pacific island, within four days of each other, so they could conceivably be twins.
Obama's middle name is "Hussein". John Key's middle name is "Putin"
Current opponent is a polarising female career politician with the initials "HC"
Obama has run on a message of change. John Key is a candidate of change.
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Obama's election slogan is Hope. Action. Change.
John Key's slogan is I'm. Not. Helen Clark.
John Key is not a muslim.
Obama possesses oratory skills and charisma rarely seen in a modern political leader.
John Key has a classical tory lisp and the finest oratory skills since Don Brash.
Michelle Obama is a far more attractive "Dick Cheney" than Bill English.
Our verdict: No. if a comparision with an American Democratic canididate is really necessary, try John Kerry. "I was against the repeal of Section 59, before I voted for it, but when I'm charge I'm going to repeal it"
2 comments:
Hillary Clinton and Obama are both
puppets of the, commonly known as, the "ILLUMINATI" viz rulers of the world. Do a bit of research and see for yourselves.
Hi there, according to wikipedia John Key's middle name is not Putin but Phillip.
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