Monday, April 04, 2005

Now accepting applications for Pope

A opportunity has arisen in the executive branch of our church. Excellent leadership skills and the ability to build relationships with our management team is the key to success. The successful applicant will have a strong sales focus, especially in our fast growing markets of Africa and Latin America. Your energy, drive and enthusiasm will encourage best performance from the loyal, experienced team working within this long established business.
We require an individual who possesses the following attributes:
- Confident in ability to mislead millions of people at a time
- Must have a penis
- Believes voice in head is that of God
- Affinity for over-sized hats and bling-bling
- Not a fan of the ladies.
- Or the boys. Preferably asexual.
- Cash handling skills an advantage
Applicants named 'Paul Wolfowitz' need not apply, we already have your application on file.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hehe, I made the Wolfowitz joke yesterday too! 

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